Yeah, might just be a mosquito bite on my butt though
Yuck, did you go night swimming?
Yeah, might just be a mosquito bite on my butt though
Yuck, did you go night swimming?
I have a weird itch that you’re not being genuine
Just an itch?
Guess I’ll never get to New York now damn
Damn. Miss out on those snobby New York boys. I feel for you.
Could’ve put that in my college trust fund
EXACTLY
That’s okay, I’ll make sure you get my weekly newsletter.
Thank you so much! That helps a lot!
I almost forgot about that. Ha, how is the little guy doing? The key word being little.
Funny. But just ask your sister how ‘little’ it is. He’s fine now, thanks for asking
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Couldn’t even finish my hot dog today, not even hungry anymore. Waste of $3.40…
Damn… $3.40
That’s not too classy is it? It’s all about talk not the walk Tristan, remember that
Sorry forgot to book my appointment to etiquette 101 with Ella Hargrove
Oh, I’m flattered. Keep going and you might just get back on my good side.
I’ll take it rather than getting my other nut busted
(Source: ella-hargrove)
HAHAHAH oh Tristan, you’re a funny guy
I know I’m funny. But you don’t understand… she nearly busted my ball, literally
